2007 Keystone Props
George W. Bush–For seven long years of being stuck on stupid. When the worst president in our nation’s history isn’t incompetent, he’s dishonest or foolhardy.
Dick Cheney–For not being a straight shooter in any right, at any time.
Ann Coulter–For her statement on Donny Deutsch’s CNBC show The Big Idea which says it all: "That is what Christians consider themselves: perfected Jews."
Leona Helmsley–For taking her “Queen of Mean” moniker to her grave by leaving a $12 million inheritance to her pet dog.
Alberto Gonzales–For instituting cockeyed hiring and firing practices in the U.S. Department of Justice and not having a clue what “the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth” means.
O.J. Simpson–For not being content to have gotten away with murder, insisting on retrying his luck over some of his tacky sports memorabilia.
Katt Williams–For wearing a noose around his neck as a fashion accessory with his shiny pink suit and at the BET Hip-Hop Awards while introducing two of the Jena 6, Bryant Purvis and Carwin Jones.
Andy Young–For mouthing his squirrelly theory that screwing a lot of black woman makes Bill Clinton more black than Barack Obama.
Roy Pearson–For flaunting his foolish judgment by attempting to take a small Korean cleaners to the cleaners in insisting on a $57 million lawsuit over a pair of his pants.
Bill O’Reilly–For decrying “the anti-Christmas jihad,” for exclaiming that surprisingly black people at Sylvia’s in Harlem are no different from other people and for blow-harding other disingenuous neo-con banalities on his nightly Fox Cable ego show.
Rush Limbaugh–For the mouthpiece of the right-wing's ever-predictable hypocrisy and his racist buffoonery, most notably his airing of the dumb ditty, Barack the Magic Negro.
Erik Rush–For taking his screwball right-wing Christian blog from dumb to dumber while lusting for his 15 minutes of fame by comparing Chicago’s Trinity United Christian Church, where Barack Obama and thousands of other middle-class African Americans from the Windy City worship, to the Branch Davidians because of its pro-black mission.